The bumper sticker one made me smile so much I decided to add funny story’s around car insurance claims as well. Some of them made me smile and others just plain laugh out loud.
The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing.
I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
I pulled in to the side of the road because there was smoke coming from under the hood. I realized there was a fire in the engine, so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.
I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midnight.
The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.
I left for work this morning at 7am as usual when I collided straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven’t got.
I blew my horn but it would not work as it was stolen.
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.
Funny Things Said In Court On Insurance Claims.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.
A: 38 or 25, I can’t remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: 45 years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I Cathy?”
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
A: Travelled by bus?
Do you have anymore that will make us all laugh?